I am procrastinating today. I need to finish reading my book so I can write my paper for my class, but I'm highly unmotivated to do so. While my mom was visiting, she read the book (actually, she read most of the books I own). I mentioned to her that she could help me answer the questions I need to for my paper.

Mom: But that would be cheating Brian.

Me: Where I work, we call it delegating.

Needless to say she didn't help me with my paper.