Last night, my friend Michelle and I went to the Arizona Science Center to see "Titanic: The Artifact Exhibit." At the beginning of the exhibit, we were given a "boarding pass" printed with the name of an actual Titanic passenger. We were told that at the end of the exhibit is a wall were we'd find the fates of our passengers. I was Mr. Richard Charles Geddes, a member of the crew.

I died. Go figure.

When I got home, I read a review in the New Times about the exhibit. This was may favorite part.

"I toured the center's gift shop, where I tried to decided which item I found most offensive. It was a toss-up between the Titanic commemorative plates and the Chunk of Actual Titanic Coal Necklace, until I spotted the Titanic Super Squishie Mondo Water Wiggle, a goo-filled polyethylene bag containing a submerged Titanic, a tiny iceberg, and a lone life preserver."