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Mark
all your emails to be sent priority so they have that annoying little
red exclamation point on them. Am I to believe that everything
you send me is extremely important? Get over it princess.
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Use
no spaces in your subject line. There's no limit to the amount of text
that goes in our subject lines. I know this because someone wrote an
entire email to me in the subject line.
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Write
your entire email in the subject line. Moron!
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Put
"Reply Requested" in they subject of your email. Did you
think I would just ignore you? I probably should.
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Forward
me everything you receive in an effort to "share information".
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Expect
me to read all your emails after you forward me everything you
receive. I do have work to do you know.
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Email
me then call me and ask me if I got your email.
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Don't
reply with history and write only "yes." in the body of the email.
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Overuse
of exclamation points. Just like jewelry and cologne,
exclamations points should be used sparingly.
© 2001-2010 Brian Gregory and cheapblueguitar.com
Comments
My dad has a habit of waiting like a week to reply to my emails, and then replying without a history. Usually, I have no f'ing idea what he is talking about. Come to think of it... that's not limited to email.
Posted by: micheale | February 21, 2002 05:37 PM
Um, are you trying to tell me something?
Posted by: Tammy | February 21, 2002 06:27 PM
Um, no.
Posted by: brian | February 21, 2002 06:41 PM