Micheale and I are going to make another go of seeing an advanced screening. We are going to see Kissing Jessica Stein tonight, which I am pretty sure was not produced or funded in any way by any religious organization. If it was they must be lesbian friendly, so maybe that won't be so bad. I made Micheale promise she wouldn't bolt from the theater. She reluctantly agreed. She is a bit suspicious because Curve Magazine gave it a not so good review. Curve is the lesbian alternative to Genre Magazine which is pure trash so I don't think the film review should sway us.

We are going to be meeting my other friend Michelle at the theater. I can't believe that two of the Michelles will finally meet. I have three Michelles here. (A few more scattered throughout the country.) The ones here all spell their names differently but I have assigned roles to them so my friends can tell them apart when I speak about them.

There is Arizona Republic Michelle, but she recently told me she doesn't want to be called that. So I have to come up with another name for her.
There is Work Michele whom I used to work with but don't now but we still work with the same company and I never see her at work. I sometimes refer to her as Peacemakers Michele because we both like the Peacemakers. She was the first Michele I met here, but I don't feel right calling her First Michele or Number One Michele because that might hurt the other Michelles feelings.

Then there is the other Micheale who I usually refer to as Movie Micheale, but that doesn't seem
accurate because I see just as many movies with the Michelle formerly known as Arizona Republic Michelle. Once I referred to Micheale as Lesbian Micheale, but that seemed wrong.
Soon I can call her New York Micheale, which will be sad because she will be there and not here, but I'm trying to not get bummed out about that and think of it as a good thing...for her at least.
Okay now I'm bummed. :-(I suppose I could refer to them with their first and last names together but that always reminds me of My So-Called Life. There was only one Jordan on the show, so why are calling him Jordan Catilano all the time?