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I
still need to do my taxes. Oh, I sort of did them already (about three
months ago) and know I am getting a refund, but the forms are just sitting
here waiting to be completed and sent, piled under a ton of magazines and
junk mail.
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I
haven't thrown out any magazines or junk mail in ages.
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Rather
than going to the store, I'm using Kleenex for toilet tissue.
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Rather
than asking the Roommate for a roll of toilet tissue, I'm using Kleenex.
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My
fat clothes are now just my clothes.
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My
lease ended in December and I still haven't moved.
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I've
started to think of the money I owe the library as charitable contributions
instead of late fees.
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I
have a box of stuff to take to Goodwill from Christmas.
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I
have stuff I still need to put in the box of stuff to take to Goodwill, but
instead I just step over them.
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I've
convinced myself that the dust bunny in the corner of the ceiling adds
character to my decor barren room.
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