Signs That I'm Becoming a Lazy Fuck
- I still need to do my taxes. Oh, I sort of did them already (about three months ago) and know I am getting a refund, but the forms are just sitting here waiting to be completed and sent, piled under a ton of magazines and junk mail.
- I haven't thrown out any magazines or junk mail in ages.
- Rather than going to the store, I'm using Kleenex for toilet tissue.
- Rather than asking the Roommate for a roll of toilet tissue, I'm using Kleenex.
- My fat clothes are now just my clothes.
- My lease ended in December and I still haven't moved.
- I've started to think of the money I owe the library as charitable contributions instead of late fees.
- I have a box of stuff to take to Goodwill from Christmas.
- I have stuff I still need to put in the box of stuff to take to Goodwill, but instead I just step over them.
- I've convinced myself that the dust bunny in the corner of the ceiling adds character to my decor barren room.
