Brian: I want to spend
time with your kid. What is her schedule like this weekend? She
likes strip clubs right?

T: Yep. The
cousins are coming on Saturday and Sunday. Maybe
Friday night?

Brian: Do you know
what she wants to do?

T: Um, no. I can
ask her tonight for you

Brian: Please don't.
Then I might get stuck doing something I don't want to do.

T: That is funny.
Maybe you should call her and you guys can discuss it.

Brian: Will her mother
have the ringer on so as to accept my call? (gah!)

T: I'll do my
best!

Brian: That's
all I can ask for. What did Aurora do for you on Mother's Day?

T: She made a cute
little card with a teacup on it and a bag of tea in it, and it
said I am a "tea-riffic" mom. God bless the public education system.

Brian: Did it have
glitter? You know the amount of glitter is in equal proportion to the amount of
love your child has for you.

T: Hmmm....no
glitter. But there was a LOT of glue. She was mad at her teacher because
she wanted to draw a picture of us hugging, but the
teacher, Miss Bouchy ("Boo-Shay") told her they were drawing flowers.

Brian: What a crag.

T: She is
usually pretty cool, but I know she is obsessed with her upcoming
nuptials and move to New York.

Brian: So her personal life
is interfering in the development of
creativity? That's not so tea-riffic.