cheap blue guitar: Things I Have Not Wanted to Hear Lately...But Have

"It's that time of year when 100^o is considered cooling off."
"No one around here validates parking except for the Adult Emporium two doors down."
Sign on the door of the Adult Emporium: "Back in 10 minutes."
Ad for Pete Yorn concert: "All Ages."
"Angel is moving to Sunday nights opposite Alias."
From a 6 year old: "If you wear that shirt, you'll look pathetic."
"I figured ya'll both need some, but ya'll ain't lookin' for none, so I decided to hook ya'll up."
"I never read your website."

June 06, 2002