Things I Have Not Wanted to Hear Lately...But Have
- "It's that time of year when 100o is considered cooling off."
- "No one around here validates parking except for the Adult Emporium two doors down."
- Sign on the door of the Adult Emporium: "Back in 10 minutes."
- Ad for Pete Yorn concert: "All Ages."
- "Angel is moving to Sunday nights opposite Alias."
- From a 6 year old: "If you wear that shirt, you'll look pathetic."
- "I figured ya'll both need some, but ya'll ain't lookin' for none, so I decided to hook ya'll up."
- "I never read your website."
