- "It's that time of year when 100o is considered cooling
off."
- "No one around here validates parking except for the Adult Emporium
two doors down."
- Sign on the door of the Adult Emporium: "Back in 10 minutes."
- Ad for Pete Yorn concert: "All Ages."
- "Angel is moving to Sunday nights opposite Alias."
- From
a 6 year old: "If you wear that shirt, you'll look pathetic."
- "I
figured ya'll both need some, but ya'll ain't lookin' for none, so I decided
to hook ya'll up."
- "I
never read your website."
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