Things I Have Not Wanted to See Lately...But Have
- The shirt I purchased two weeks ago for $25 at Old Navy is now $10.
- Birds Of Prey. The lead character is called Huntress. More like Bad Actress.
- My white trash neighbor wearing a shiny purple blouse and white spandex stretch pants. *Footnote
- The optometrist who performed my eye exam was in his twenties. I have crossed a threshold where my health care providers are now younger than I am.




