Since
updating to Blog*Spot Plus, I
have the new handy dandy feature bStats.
Here is what I've learned from this valuable analysis.

• No
  one reads this weblog. I usually get one hit a day. If I'm
  lucky, two. This is no surprise since I rarely receive any comments,
  which could mean either no one has anything to say or I am so dull, no one
  has anything to say. The low traffic could also be in correlation to
  the number of times I post a month (lately 2 or 3 per month.) This
  could be because either I have nothing to say or I am so dull, I have
  nothing to say.
  
  


• I
  get a lot of hits from people looking for cheap guitars. (Duh!)
  
  


• My
  most popular referrer is Blogger itself.
  
  


• My
  most popular non-commercial referrer is The Maddi. (Thank you
  Maddi!)
  
  


• I
  get some hits from people searching for information about particular
  singers. Mostly Bob
  Schneider. My favorite ones are when someone is trying to find out
  if a singer is gay. Apparently cheap blue guitar comes up for both
  "pete yorn gay" and jonatha brooke lesbian".
  [Disclaimer: cheap blue guitar is not in the habit of outing
  singer-songwriters and claims no responsibility for the assumptions of its
  readers. cheap blue guitar respects the privacy or all
  singer-songwriters, gay or otherwise -- except the Indigo Girls, whom we
  would sell our own mothers to have a few beers with.]
  
  


• When
  upgrading to Blogger Pro (I was on a
  spree.), I received 12,500 pyRad
  impressions. Not really knowing what to do with them, I decided just
  to use them for the hell of it. My impressions lasted about 24 hours
  and generated only 8 hits, one of which was me.
  
  


• My
  all time favorite referrer (a side from the dear folks at the
  maddi) is using Google to search for biatch biotch.