I had a pretty lazy weekend. A little too lazy. Sunday I was
laying on the sofa and fell asleep. The lamps were on and it was a bit too
bright so I had my arm covering my eyes. The phone rang. Arm still
covering eyes, I groped the floor looking for the cordless. It was my
friend Karen.

Karen: What? Were you sleeping?
Me: Sorta.
Karen: Okay. Well, I'll let you go.
Me: Wait. I need a favor.
Karen: What?
Me: Can you come over and turn out the
lights. They hurt my eyes.
Karen: *click*
Me: Hello? Hello?

Still not wanting to get up and turn off the lights myself, I groped the
floor some more and found a blanket within arms reach
and pulled it over my face.