Brian: ugh

Kristin: I SOOOO agree. In fact, I agree so much, I'm trying to get out of here.
I can't do it anymore today

Brian: walk on girlfriend

Kristin: I have chocolate Oreos at home and they are calling my name.

Brian: do they speak with one collective voice or individually?

Kristin: It's like the alien toys in Toy Story. Both individually and as one.

Brian: : LOL. well....enjoy your stress binge

Kristin: Well, mostly I just want to be at home AND the final LA/Detroit WNBA game is on tonight.
Game 3 of 3

Brian: i assume that is important for some reason so know i am tilting my head and nodding knowingly

Kristin: THE finals. To be the national champions for 2003 kind of game.

Brian: okay...i believe you. (geez.)

Kristin: Sigh... I know you aren't into sports, not like I'm a total sports nut or anything, but let's just say, it's the big game. Total David and Goliath. LA=Goliath. They've won 3 times in a row. Detroit=David. Last year they had the worst record ever in the WNBA. This year, they've had the best record ever in the WNBA. All that's left is the title.

Brian: i said i believed you.

Kristin: I know dear. Just trying to give you a feel for lesbian current events.

Brian: ok....let's get something straight. i may like, no...love my lesbian sisters and have a huge appreciation for their culture, but i have to retain some gay male qualities or else they might come after me and revoke my membership.

Kristin: you'd have to try to USE the membership card before they could revoke it

Brian: BITCH!

Kristin: Kisses!