Instant Messaging with Mark

Mark: [Emailguy is] playing hooky tomorrow from work to spend the night with me
since he leaves friday for lubbock

CBG: getting jealous again. (i don't want to be that guy)

Mark: ok i'll stop lol

CBG: you can tell me all about it this weekend and make me even more
jealous.

Mark: well he'll be out of town

CBG: i'm sure he'll wear you out on friday. (did i say that?)

Mark: LOL i'm sure he will. *sigh*

CBG: are you fanning yourself just thinking about it?

Mark: yes. moist as a cupcake...down there

CBG: ALRIGHT! time to get back to work and cut this inappropriate talk out.

Text Messaging with Kristin

Me: Ugh! So far, this week has sucked big, fat donkey dicks. I am SO ready for
the weekend.

She: If it helps, I'm with my Mom.

Me: You win.