While I was working at home today (or as Zenchick says "working" with air quotes and I can actually hear the air quotes in her tone of voice when she says it.) and I decide to take a break and log onto my home PC. I used to be able to use instant messenger services from my work PC, but The Company blocked all access to them a couple months ago. I guess they want us to actually focus on work while we are there. (Whatever.)

So I log onto my IM programs and have a little chat with Mark after I found out that his boyfriend, Brian, is out of town.

ME: So how long has Brian been gone?
MARK: Just one day. Spent the night last night alone for the first time in two months.
ME: *blank stare*
MARK: Oh stop!
ME: And you are going in withdrawal?
MARK: Yes. I miss him. He's called me twice.
ME: *cough* Loser. *cough*
MARK: LOL. I know I am.
ME: When is he coming back?
MARK: Saturday. I hope you can make in until then. So your date last night went well, huh?
ME: It did. *sigh*
MARK: Awwwww. You like him huh?
ME: I do. He's a nice guy. I have a date tomorrow with a different guy.
MARK: Oh my!
ME: I'm really pimping myself out.
MARK: *cough* Slut. *cough*
ME: LOL
MARK: But hey, you're having a good time. that's all that matters
ME: I am, but Man! Do I need a day off!
MARK: LOL. It can get expensive too if you're always buying
ME: I know. And Papa's bank account is running low.
MARK: It doesn't take long. And you don't want to eat at Subway or something like that and seem cheap. LOL.
ME: LOL. Well, so far they have all paid. Was I suppose to put out then?
MARK: Well usually yes. At least give them a BJ.
ME: Damn! I new I forgot something.
MARK: You're still learning honey. It's okay.
ME: He pays = blowjob. I pay = I get a blowjob. Got it!
MARK: Exactly. And if you go Dutch, just both of you go at it and have wild monkey loving.
ME: Maybe I'll pay tomorrow. :-)
MARK: What does Bachelor No. 3 do?
ME: He's an artist and a little weird, but I like that about him.
MARK: Watch out for those artists! We're a moody bunch.
ME: LOL
MARK: Speaking of which, I so have to draw tonight.
ME: Maybe you could send it to your new fan.
MARK: LOL. Isn't that freaky?
ME: Yes. Very.
MARK: Of all the "celebrities" to comment on my site.
ME: Well...Famous Author Rob Byrnes comments on your site and he's famous. He even says so.
MARK: Well yeah. That's true.
ME: I miss our little chats.
MARK: Me too!