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February 04, 2005

Vicodin-Inspired Haikus

the pain is so sharp
little blue pills will help me
time to slur my speech

they make my skin itch
with their pain-killing goodness
it's so hard to pee

i feel loopy but
can not operate heavy
machinery now

pain meds and the phone
kind of like drunk dialing but
with much more giggling

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