Homer came to town for a visit last night. It was very nice seeing him again. He always makes me laugh. We went over to Adam's so he could see his new house and then the three of us had dinner at (deep breath) Supreme Master Ching Hai Vegetarian House. In case you were wondering, Chinese mushrooms taste like feet.

After we dropped Adam off, I asked Homer what he wanted to do.

So what do you think two swinging gay male bachelors did on a Saturday night? We went back to my place and made plastic bead mosaics.

(Okay...this is too funny. I wanted to place a link to show you what they look like. I did a Google image search and guess what comes up.)

While looking though the beads to place in our templates, Homer said, "I wonder what the Christian Right would think of us. Two deviant homosexuals sitting home on a Saturday night doing a craft project instead of going out to a sex party or ending up in a sling or something."

"Yeah," I said. "We don't represent very well."