I'm going to debunk of myth for you ladies and gentlemen. Size really doesn't matter.

Take a look at this gorgeous little slice of heaven. So simply, yet so powerful. I mist up when talking about it. *Sniff*

It arrived in the teeniest little box — with a handle no less...how frickin' precious — and it was a snap to set up. Other than for work and food, I have not wanted to leave its side.

Can I tell you how obsessed I am with GarageBand? I haven't read a single manual how to operate it and everything I'm creating sounds like such crap, but it's just so much gosh darned fun.

And yes I do fully intend on become one of those people. One of those Mac People®. I'm sure you've met them before. The elitist, snobby bastards.

I'm one of them now.

I beam.

Now if you'll excuse me...GarageBand calls.

If you don't hear from me in a while, send a search party.