If you are old enough to GROW A MOUSTACHE...then you probably shouldn't be trick-or-treating. My guess is that you are tragically geeky and aren't getting laid and for that, you have my sympathy so, yeah...I'll give you some candy anyway Oxy Pad.

But hats off to you on your costume selection of going as a business man and using a briefcase to collect your candy. Very clever. Your teenage companion Gandalf could benefit from some originality.

And now...a Halloween Joke for you.

Q: What does a vegetarian zombie say?

A: GRAAAAAINS!