On Christmas Eve while I was sleeping, I don't know what is worse: being woken up at 2 AM by my noisy neighbors or the fact they woke me up playing Color Me Badd's I Wanna Sex You Up thus ensuring I had that dreadful song stuck in my head all day long on Christmas.

Julie gave Elliott this little cat bed. I put it inside his little kitty tent that he usually just sits in and he crawled in and slept for 9 hours. I'm convinced it is laced with Phenobarbital.

Saturday, Deek and I went to see Brokeback Mountain which we kept accidentally calling Bareback Mountin' like the third-graders we are. I will say this about Brokeback Mountain: Yes it's good and I suppose it is significant, but for a movie based on a short story, it's sooooooooooooo frickin' long. Afterwards I entertained Deek with my Ang Lee impression which basically consists of a terrible Chinese, overly-enthusiastic accent saying things like, "Today we make gay cowboy movie! Giddy-up!" and, "We need more sheep here. MORE sheep. More CGI sheep!"

Today I'm using a gift certificate I received to download the new album by The Weepies. It's good stuff. Check em out yo.