Homer...you aren't the first person to call me Satan. Won't be the last.

It is true. Homer and I have many laughs much to the sick amusement and delight of various debauched subjects and perverted speculations — some of which may be about you; you know who you are! — none of which are fit for publication in such a classy blog as mine. You, my dear baker's dozen of faithful readers, deserve nothing but the very best.

Then again, who am I kidding? I've had an alarming number of hits lately from Google Image searches looking for...EW..."girls pooping" thanks to this post.

So to all you searchers of pictures of defecating hotties, welcome. Enjoy your stay here but please, don't sit on the furniture.