I've bitched about it before. I'm gonna bitch about it again.

Hell. Even Homer's bitched about it AND coin the the word for it.

People...listen up! There is absolutely NO reason to have casual conversation in the bathroom. NONE whatsoever. Except for maybe when some guy wants to blow you in the bathroom, but that's usually communicated without words.

Today, this dude made small talk with me while I was attempting to pee.

"How's it going?"

I'm trying to pee while you are breathing down my neck. How do you think IT'S going?

But that's not the worst. Not only did this dude try to make small talk with me while I was attempting to pee, but he was doing so with the bathroom door open with the urninal and I in FULL VIEW OF EVERYONE WHO PASSED BY.

Seriously.