I must make a public apology to every single person I encountered today. There was no viable reason for me to have been Señor Crankypants and bite your head off to get to the creamy center, but sadly I went there and did.

To the people I sneered at while in line at Starbucks, I apologize. I normally don't look like an scowling crag in the morning.

To my co-workers who are still relatively new working with me, welcome to the emotional roller-coaster that me. Just wait until I start with the hypochondria.

To my roommates, I'm sorry for walking in the door, looking at you with an annoyed look of exasperation, dropping EVERYTHING in my hands on the floor, no wait...strike that...THROWING everything in my hands on the floor and locking myself in my office to pout and stew. And thank you for cleaning the living room.

I have no excuse. I was inhabited by an evil spirit. She is gone now and hopefully will not return anytime soon.

Now, where's the chocolate?