Homer is hitting the world wide web on a webcam.

Not like that. Gah. Get your minds out of the gutter Bitches.

Per his request, I called Homer while he was at work so he could wave to the nearby traffic webcam.

They say the camera adds ten pounds but clearly this one is rather slimming.

Actually, I tried to do this yesterday during my last day of work at my old job — since I was so freakin' busy — but I couldn't get it to load on the computer I have been cursing for months. Good riddance to that POS.