August 2006 Entries

August 30, 2006

Officially This Blog's Gayest Post Ever...

..but I can't resist. The fascination with Grey Gardens continues.


 

August 29, 2006

Bring Out Your Dead

Matt Driving
Matt, who is definitely not dead.
Julie: If you die, can I have your iPod?
Me: Nope. I want it in the coffin with me, earbuds firmly in place set on shuffle.

Death has been a frequent topic lately. Should that concern me?

Saturday, during dinner, Matt, Deek and I were debating which one of would die first. Deek and I battled it out for the crown of Miss Kicks the Bucket First. Matt abstained from the vying, most likely because he knows he will out live us. He'll be one of those hippie, herbal massage therapists with white hair in a pony tail wearing hemp clothing smelling of patchouli listening to pan flutes.

So after all this death talk, I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow.

Keep your fingers crossed.

 

August 25, 2006

Good Friday

Birthday gift certificates + free two-day shipping = one happy Brian

Final Birthday Giftage

I also got a Starbucks gift card from a couple of the dudes in the sales department for helping them out with an ad campaign.

iPod Nano. Free iced tea. Good Friday indeed.

 

August 22, 2006

Tunes I'm Currently Digging

  • Have you gotten your copy of Womenfolk, Volume One? No? What are you waiting for? It rocks. Just buy it already. Gah.
  • Driving home from dinner with Adam Sunday night, I heard this song on the radio so I googled the lyrics until I found it. I should probably be appauled that I like a song with the word breasteses in it, but it's just so damn infectous. Like chlamydia.
  • The Greg™ has added to my obsession with the song Only by Nine Inch Nails with this sweet mash-up with Kool & The Gang's "Get Down On It."
 

August 20, 2006

Hot Flash

Yesterday, I'm sitting at my desk and not feeling so well. I thought I was either feverish or OMG! experiencing male menopause and having a hot flash.

Then I went downstairs and looked at the thermostat. Silly boy, you aren't going through The Change®, your air-conditioner is broken.

Of course, this was at night so it was too late to call the repairman. The A/C unit is on the roof and for some reason they don't like working in the dark two stories high. Something about pesky OSHA rules or something. Pussies.

So we sit and wait. The idea of cuddling with a bag of ice suddenly became very appealing. Hell, I'd even sit through Snakes on a Plane to escape the inferno that is my townhouse. Too bad I can't sneak Elliott in with me. He's so miserable now playing murder victim. Laying sprawled out in the most inconvenient of places. Like blocking doorways or even better, the stairs.

Our A/C breaks down at least once every summer. Who can blame it since it's SOFA KING HOT all the time and runs non-stop for like 8 months in a row.

Unfortunately, the repairman is not porn star hot but more mug-shot scary. Of course, if he gets here soon and turns my home into Antarctica, I will have his baby.

 

August 19, 2006

Comic Elliott

Jason had a little fun today with Comic Life.

Comic Elliott

 

August 18, 2006

Weekend Choices

Kandice Profile

It's safe to say that this week has sucked so hard.

I need to concentrate on happier things like comfortable bedding, breakfast at Orange Table, watching House of Yes on DVD, and people who don't suck. People like Kandice who is lovely and amazing.

I have a bunch of crap to do this weekend: fix the toilet, dust and vacuum, fix the fridge, clean my disgusting bathroom. But at this point I just want to either stay in bed in the fetal position or runaway to Tucson to hang out with Homer. Either sounds like a well needed break.

 

August 13, 2006

Womenfolk, Volume One

Womenfolk, Volume OneA couple years ago, Robbie told me he was thinking about starting a music blog devoted to women singer-songwriters.

Soon after, he launched Womenfolk. It very quickly became very popular not only catching the eyes and ears of people yearning for independent and obsure female singers, but also garnering attention of the artists themselves, many of whom have contacted Robbie to submit their music to his site.

With Womenfolk, Robbie has created something very special: great music, well-researched biographies, a beautiful and elegantly designed website...all in one lovely package.

And now, he can add record producer to his list of accomplishments. With the second anniversary of this MP3 blog, comes the first compliation album featuring thirteen songs by some of Womenfolk's favorite artists.

I bought my copy last week and it is an amazing set of tracks. I encourage you to check it out. It really is worth it.

Congratulations Robbie!

 

August 12, 2006

Birthday Bash Photos

I think everyone had a good time at le birthday bash o' dinner last night. It was nice getting people together and seeing the groups mingle. People from old work. Other people from even older work. Community Center peeps. (There's that word again.) And then friends who are more like family.

All my pictures looked like ass, but Adam's turned out pretty good. I'm a little scared by the one of me with giant swirl of ice cream like product.

Update: Dyanna took some pictures too. Yay Dyanna!

Adam had a little bit too much fun, knocking out the background of this photo for a Kristin Around the World montage.

 

August 11, 2006

Fridays Are The Best Days to Take Off!

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes. It totally made my day. And luckily the terrorist plot to sabotage my birthday was thwarted. Go Team America. Just keep on doing what you are doing.

I'm taking today off to do nothing. Hear that? Absofuckinglutely nothing. And it's great. Greater than great. I actually slept in this morning. Well, I did initially wake up at 5:30 (grrr) but eventually went back to bed to sleep a while longer.

Tonight will be the big birthday dinner with all my peeps. (Did I just actually say "peeps?" How dumb.) And tomorrow night is the championship for this season of roller derby.

What more could a guy ask for?

For those of you I haven't already shared this with, this brings me great joy. I found it at Superhero Journal. I want to be her when I grow up.

Happy friday all!

 

August 10, 2006

Four Hundred Forty Four Months

Four Hundred Forty Four Months
 

August 08, 2006

Homey

Homer came over to crash on the couch since his flight to Vancouver was leaving Phoenix at the crack of dawn. Elliott was very happy to see him.

Homer & Elliott

Elliott was also more than happy to inspect his duffel bag for signs of Homer's cats.

Very Interested in the Duffel Bag

I forgot that all the good places to eat are closed on Monday nights in Old Town Scottsdale, so I made us pizza with tomatoes and spinach.

Pizza!
 

August 07, 2006

Ugh!

Sesame chicken.

Ten o'clock on Sunday night.

Bad. Idea.

Hope your Monday morning is better.

 

August 03, 2006

If You've Got the Bullets, I've Got the Time

  • From LA Weekly: No one explained why better than the Simon Wiesenthal Center's dean and founder, Rabbi Marvin Hier, when he told me in an interview this week from Israel, where he was handing out funds for aid and shelter to Israelis, including Israeli Arabs: "Look, the issue with Mel Gibson is very simple. Mel Gibson is driving under intoxication. There are no Jews in sight. He can blame his car, he can blame his liquor, and he can blame the sheriff. But he can't blame any Jews, because there are none around. That's precisely who he blames. Yet that's the problem. That shows he has a problem with Jews. And there's an old Yiddish saying, which loses a lot in translation, 'What someone drunk has on his tongue comes from his conscience when he is not drunk.' "
  • Lately, I am completely obsessed with the song "Only" by Nine Inch Nails. I've downloaded three versions and listen to them over and over and over.
  • Someone says I'm also completely obsessed with MySpace. Hmpf. Whatever. (Okay, so like as of this writing, I like totally have like 40 friends, like OMG! My goal is to like get more friends than like Dane Cook.)
  • At work today, I got an email that said, "YOU ARE AWESOME! Thank you!!!!!!!!" Normally overuse of exclamation points give me hives but I think in this case it's completely justified.
  • And finally a shameless plug for my birthday which is in one week. Feel free to shower me with love and adoration next Thursday. (Get your mind out of the gutter CW.) Overuse of exclamation points is acceptable for that as well.
  • Bonus points to anyone who knows where the title of this post comes from...without Googling it.