Many people have asked me why I no longer draw the Anne Heche cartoons. Against the advice of my legal team, I am going to tell you why.

I have been in a bitter dispute with Anne's owner over the depiction of her cat (who's name is actually Duchess or Kitty or something lame like that). This dispute can be summed up in two words.

Hitler moustache.

Anne Heche has one. I didn't draw it.

That is our feud.

Said owner contends that the drawings no longer represent her cat. I contend that adding a black mark under the cartoon Anne's nose makes her look like Little Hitler Kitty. I also contend that I, like Erykah Badu, am an artist and I'm sensitive about my shit.

Once the lawyers got involved, it became very, very ugly.

I do realize many of you have a fondness for Anne Heche and all she represents. Therefore I give you this photo of Anne in her new digs.

Someone call the ASPCA.