We moved to another floor at my job yesterday. While cleaning out my desk I found not one, not two, not three but four books of stamps. FOUR!

I hate stamps. I rarely ever need them but when I do I can never find just one, so I'm buying 20 stamps. And then I can't find that book when I need them again so I end up buying another book of them. It's a vicious cycle with me and the postal service.

Looking at these stamps, I see that some are old. I'm not even sure how much stamps are. So if I use these, I'll likely put two on an envelope to make sure the postage is adequate.

Bah. I hate stamps.

So here's the deal. To exhaust my surplus, If you...yes you, send me your address, I will mail you something. May be a note. May be a card. May be a doodle. But it will a personal handwritten piece of correspondence from me which I'm sure you have been clamoring for.

You can email your address to me. You can find my email address up in the top right. You won't be added to any mailing lists except maybe a Christmahanukwanzaka list if I ever send out Christmahanukwanzaka cards.

However, probably what you do receive will have two stamps affixed.