Cooking with (and Mocking) Thomas
For Thanksgiving this year, I showed Thomas how to make Angry Black Bitch's Corn Casserole Yumminess. Here is Thomas excited to be given the task of opening the cans of corn.

Because Thomas is a vegetarian, I had to substitute the Jiffy Corn Mix with one that doesn't contain lard.
Mmm...tasty, tasty lard.
This is what the corn casserole looks like in the bowl. Disgusting looking...isn't it. That's a sure sign it's going to taste awesome.

After I added about 10 pounds of shredded cheese to it, it's ready for the oven.

While, they were baking, I decided to take a picture of Thomas's pantry so I could ridicule him on the internet.
Here it is in its sad, sad bachelorness.

Would you look at all that spaghetti on the top shelf of which has remained UNOPENED for the last two months.
Sometimes a Costco card is just not a good idea.
Time to check on the casseroles.

Still not done. This gives me time to mock the contents of Thomas's refrigerator.

Just look at all those microwave dinner for one meals. So sad. And check out that industrial bag of french fries. What goes well with french fries?

That's right...two vats of ketchup. With a gleam in his eye he announced, "Oh, I loves me some ketchup."
To reward Thomas for being such a good sport about making fun of his sad, sad bachelor kitchen, I gave him a tasty cake named after our Governor.

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!






Comments
you had me until cheese.
the thing looked good till you ruined it with cheese. what's up with the cheese... ewww yuck gross.
Posted by: kyle | November 28, 2006 08:09 AM
So I should cancel that cheese log I was going to get you for Christmas?
Posted by: Brian | November 28, 2006 08:13 AM
I'm sure he knows you only mock the ones you love. and this was hilarious.
Although I agree about the cheese! And I love cheese! But on CORN casserole?
Now I gotta try that recipe.
Posted by: MzOuiser | November 28, 2006 10:13 AM
Cheese= yummy goodness squared!
Posted by: homer | November 28, 2006 09:56 PM
Cheese is nummy!
And, as I said to you on flickr, it's so nice to see Guv Janet packaged as a snack cake!
Posted by: Lee | November 29, 2006 03:53 AM
So, angry black bitch corn casserole is basically cream corn with cheddar cheese? Wow. Tricky.
And don't harsh on the bachelor fridge- mine is very similar- minus the catsup.
Posted by: cb | November 29, 2006 09:13 AM
I think the people have spoken regarding cheese. So say we all.
Posted by: Brian | November 29, 2006 09:18 AM