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November 07, 2006

Democracy Hurts

Democracy Hurts!

Voting is bad. Very bad.

After completing my ballot, I went to the ballot stuffer machine thingy-bopper — whatever it is called — and let it suck up my ballot. A nice man gave me a "I Voted Today" sticker and I turned to walk out an open door while affixing my sticker to my shirt. Only, it wasn't an open door. It was a window. And my forehead smacked right into it with a loud thump. Apparently I was still dazed from completing the two-page, double-sided ballot.

Hopefully, my forehead print will prevent other voters from injury.

I'm a patriot like that.