First, familiarize yourself with this. Go on. It won't take too long. I'll wait.

Done? Here we go.

me: btw...we are all concerned about your cervix...not just your fabulous floridan gay-bf
kacy: LMAO
kacy: that's.... touching
me: we have a message board.
kacy: LMFAO
me: forums.kacyscervix.com
kacy: ROFL
kacy: I love you.
kacy: LOL
me: i love cervix
kacy: um.... ooookay
me: /looks up cervix to make sure what he's talking about
kacy: LMFAO
me: MY EYES! wikipedia has pictures!
me: /cry
kacy: NOO
kacy: that's WRONG
kacy: /running to wikipedia
me: something called mucus plug
kacy: OMFG
me: please tell me you don't have that
kacy: christ, not that I know of!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kacy: OMG
me: i bet your fabulous floridan gay-bf wouldn't be so concerned if he knew about the mucus plug
me: wow...there's a lot of stuff in there...
me: glad i'm gay
me: and a guy
kacy: I wish I was a gay guy
kacy: See? Girls are naaaaaasty
me: totally...we were all right at age 5...cooties
kacy: and mucus...