Everything I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned in Kindergarten. Wikipedia Takes Care of the Rest.
First, familiarize yourself with this. Go on. It won't take too long. I'll wait.
Done? Here we go.
me: btw...we are all concerned about your cervix...not just your fabulous floridan gay-bf
kacy: LMAO
kacy: that's.... touching
me: we have a message board.
kacy: LMFAO
me: forums.kacyscervix.com
kacy: ROFL
kacy: I love you.
kacy: LOL
me: i love cervix
kacy: um.... ooookay
me: /looks up cervix to make sure what he's talking about
kacy: LMFAO
me: MY EYES! wikipedia has pictures!
me: /cry
kacy: NOO
kacy: that's WRONG
kacy: /running to wikipedia
me: something called mucus plug
kacy: OMFG
me: please tell me you don't have that
kacy: christ, not that I know of!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kacy: OMG
me: i bet your fabulous floridan gay-bf wouldn't be so concerned if he knew about the mucus plug
me: wow...there's a lot of stuff in there...
me: glad i'm gay
me: and a guy
kacy: I wish I was a gay guy
kacy: See? Girls are naaaaaasty
me: totally...we were all right at age 5...cooties
kacy: and mucus...
Comments
LOL!
But I wonder if there's cootie plugs? Or do cooties have mucus? And would they need plugs for it?
Posted by: Lee | December 1, 2006 04:18 AM
Please remind Kacy that its called a "uterUS" not a "uter-YOU".
We ALL care.
Posted by: cb | December 1, 2006 07:55 AM
Ok me and a co worker were googling I dont even remeber what now ,but she came accross your blogs and OMG..We have been laughin all morning.Thanx for the giggles.
Oh and Kacey yes you have cervical mucus lol.Sorry being a girl sux monkey butt!
Posted by: Jamie | November 3, 2008 08:44 AM