Check it out. I am the homo who puts the MoFo in FoMo. Totally.

As part of being the Arizona Roller Derby November Fan of the Month, I got this commemorative poster signed by the players.* What's special about this is not only was this bout the debut of the Brawlarinas, but also because they also beat the three-time undefeated champions, Bruisers. It was a very, very good game.

It turns out I was named FoMo because of this blog. This is what was written in the program.

Look around you, folks. Do you notice a man? Sorry, more specifically a man with his own website where he writes witty blogs about his life? Crap. Let me try this again.

Look around you, folks. Do you notice a man with his own website called cheapblueguitar.com where he writes witty blogs about his life and love for AZRD?

Well, then you are fortunate enough to have noticed Brian Gregory, November's Fan of the Month! But how did he reach such a lofty position? Here's Brian in his own words:

A couple years ago, at a First Friday, I walked out of a gallery and found a table of ladies selling baked goods. These were no ordinary ladies though. They were the women of the Arizona Roller Derby. I asked what roller derby was and they enthusiastically told me everything about the sport. Then I asked if they ever get hurt and I've never seen anyone so excited to show me their scars. Thus began my love of roller derby.

Thanks for keeping the location of those scars between you and the ladies, Brian.

Um...witty? Really? You think so?

Any who...thank you Arizona Roller Derby for choosing me as Fan of the Month. You ladies (and gentlemen) rock and kick ass.

Photos! I posted some photos in Flickr.

*Signed by everyone except one Mink Stole, who scares the shit out of Kacy. Mink won't accept my MySpace friends request either. To quote her namesake, "There are only two kinds of people in the world: my kind of people and assholes." I guess that makes me an asshole. W00t! (Love ya Mink!)