I'm not sure what's worse. All the sneezing, hacking coughs, constant nasal drip and mucus accompanied with body aches and fevers OR the giant, hideous pimple on my forehead the size of Gilbert. It's taking over my face. I think I saw some colonization on there this afternoon.
I have nothing to report other than being sick has apparently rendered me the ability to have wild dreams with Adam's subconscious featuring visions of The Dyannas and Michael Shanks among plots of international espionage and betrayal.
So in lieu of another riveting post about baking green muffins and Kacy's cervix...I leave you with this challenge.
A while ago I did the Three Questions meme. Let's dust it off for another round.
Here is how it goes.
- Anyone and everyone who reads this, gets to ask me three questions. No more. No less.
- Ask me anything you want and I will truthfully answer it.
- Purely optional: On your blog, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.
Now — and this is mainly for CB since he's such a pig — If you ask something completely crass, rude or inappropriate, I will tell you so. Therefore...play nice.
Now if you'll excuse me, another brandy-soaked hot toddy is calling my name. *hick*
3 for Mikey
1. What is your name?
Brian
2. What is your quest?
I seek the Grail.
3. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
3 for MzOuiser
1. If we reincarnate, who or what do you think you and I will be reborn as?
What an interesting question. I've never considered that before. I think I lean toward the camp that once we are dead, that's it. But if we do reincarnate, I'd probably want to be something that flies. Something pretty like a bird or butterfly or something, not something ugly like a fly.
2. How do you make a Hot Toddy?
I have no idea what the correct recipe is, if one exists, but for me I make a cup of hot tea, stir in some honey, add some lemon juice and then fill the rest of the cup with brandy. Before I drink it, I take a shot of brandy just for good measure. Not sure if that's a proper Hot Toddy but it works for me. Very soothing and once I have a good buzz going, I care less about being sick.
3. Do people get to wear t-shirts and sandals on New Year's Eve in Phoenix?
Sadly yes. In fact, I saw a man at work today in shorts. I'm not sure if he owns any pants because every time I've seen him, he's wearing a t-shirt and shorts.
3 for Kyle
1) would you rather the ground burnt your feet even through your shoes or water, and all other liquids tasted like soy sauce? and why...!
I'd rather the ground burn my feet because I'm already used to that living in the hottest place on earth.
2) would you rather give an elephant an enema or remove a 10 foot tape worm from a rhinoceros? and why...!
I'd rather remove a 10 foot tape worm from a rhino because the rhino is probably so skinny from the tape worm being inside.
3) would you rather sweat garlic butter or cry porridge? and why...!
I'd rather sweat garlic butter because there would be more uses for it than if I cried porridge.
THOSE ARE THE BESTEST QUESTIONS OF ALL TIME!
3 for Homer
What is your Linnean scientific name?
You and your science. Gah. Would that be homo sapien?
Why is KLF's "Justified and Ancient" the best pop song of the 1990s?
OMG! I had to google that. I totally forgot about that song. I must go the YouTube and see if there's a video. And it was the best pop song because -- hello! -- Tammy Wynette!
Which sock do you put on first?
You know...I have no idea but I'm gonna guess the left.
3 for CB
1) what would your porn name be? (childhood pets name + street name from home format please)
Ramses Third Street. Quite lust inducing…isn’t it.
2) Which theme is better: Jetsons or Simpsons and why?
Lyrically I like the Jetsons theme better because the only words to the Simpsons theme is “The Simpsons” at the beginning. Musically, I prefer the Simpsons theme. Weighing those two options, I’d have to say the Jetsons is better.
3) Favorite book of all time?
First Comes Love by Marion Winik
