Frankly I am stunned this isn't much, much lower. I mean really, I can only think of a few blogs more boring than mine. Well, boring unless you like do-it-yourself plumbing and kittens...AND WHO DOESN'T? I know I can't get enough.

I wish I had more to blog about, but honestly this is the time of year when I start to shut down. Most days, I just want to stay in my toasty bed and forget it's time for Christmahanukwanzaka. The holidays can feel so very overwhelming at times.

This cold snap hasn't helped either. I must officially be a desert dweller because I've been freezing for over a week now. The first two years I lived here, I never once turned on my heater. Now, I'm sitting at my desk bundled up pricing space heaters because apparently I work in a meat locker.

Okay, that's enough whining for now. Go write you a nice haiku over here.