Best. Valentine's. Day. Present. Ever.
I have a date for Valentine's Day with a handsome blonde doctor. Yes, my colonoscopy is scheduled for Valentine's Day. So at least I'll see a little action this year. Sadly, I won't get dinner first or even remember any of it. It's junior prom all over again.
I was thinking I should leave my gastroenterologist lover a message written on my ass for the procedure. A haiku perhaps.
remember doctor
be sure to use lots of lube
and please be gentle
Feel free to leave your own haiku in the comments.
Comments
I'm simply not talented enough to Haiku, but I will tell you this, and I kid you not; when the Hubby was scheduled for his colonoscopy, he found out that the doctor was an avid golfer. He stuck a post-it note on his backside that said "19th Hole. After this Doc, the drinks are on YOU." As I waited in the waiting room, I heard a huge roar of laughter coming from inside the procedure room. When they allowed me in recovery to see The Hub, he had a $20 bill pinned to his hospital gown with a note written on a prescription slip; "The pleasure was all mine."
So, a little note to the doc couldn't be such a bad idea, huh? Hope all goes well.
Posted by: Pua | February 7, 2007 03:00 PM
LOL! You ARE hilarious!
Posted by: Erik | February 7, 2007 04:27 PM
OMG Pua...You just made my day! Thanks for the laugh.
Posted by: Brian | February 7, 2007 06:04 PM
Valentine anal,
Better than a dozen roses,
No chocolate, please!
Posted by: homer | February 7, 2007 07:51 PM
You must realize that
the way to a man's heart is
not through his anus
Posted by: Aaron | February 8, 2007 09:45 AM
Please keep our lens clean!
No food for one day prior
or we poke you HARD
Posted by: cb | February 12, 2007 11:46 AM