Dinner for One
Sometimes Homer can be so incredibly selfish. Case in point, I called him last night as said, "Come have pizza with me." He reminded me he's on his No Snacks, No Shame diet. And, oh yeah, he lives an hour and forty-five minutes away from me.
Uh...whatever dude.
Gah. See what I mean. Selfish!
So instead of having yummy pizza with Homer, I had hummus and pop tarts for dinner.
Not together of course. Because that would be gross.
Comments
I think it would entirely depend on what flavor the poptarts were. If they were the new 'falafel' flavored tart, then its ok.
Posted by: cb | February 26, 2007 07:13 AM
Hummus and pop tarts? Good lord! I bet you could have flown to see Homer on the gas alone LOL.
I've eaten many things in my life [i heard that] that should never be mixed on a plate let alone in a stomach.
kb
Posted by: knottyboy | February 26, 2007 08:41 AM
Yea, Im gonna have to go with the majority here and say that Pop Tarts and hummus can only mean a future dis"ass"ter.
Posted by: Patrick | February 26, 2007 10:04 AM
Poptarts. Nastiest American breakfast food. In England, kidneys are just as nasty.
Posted by: homer | February 28, 2007 08:17 AM