The Day After
My colonoscopy went very well yesterday. The doctor said everything looks good and he found no polyps to remove, however he did find a whimsical garden gnome somewhere around my sigmold colon. He must have gotten lost on his way to the pyramids. Silly gnome.
Thank you all for your calls, emails, instant messages and comments. I appreciate all the good vibes and laughs. My ass has never felt so much love before.
Comments
you gnome must be really really moist.
Posted by: kyle | February 15, 2007 03:12 PM
The graffiti at The Flex suggests otherwise...
Posted by: homer | February 15, 2007 03:39 PM
Oh, I'm so pleased that all went well. What did you have for supper?!?
Posted by: Curtis | February 15, 2007 04:30 PM
Supper? I went to have breakfast immediately after they discharged me. Mmm...delicious breakfast.
Food has never tasted so good.
Posted by: Brian | February 15, 2007 05:11 PM
Honestly, how many more gnomes have to be rescued from the bowels of men before we learn...
Posted by: signalite | February 15, 2007 08:23 PM
what is it about evasive treatments that make us so vulnerable? I don't know, but I'm glad you've got lots of support and that all is well. I wonder how Katie Couric must have felt having this on live tv before it became the "cool" procedure?
Posted by: patrick | February 15, 2007 08:58 PM
ps. and by evasive, I mean invasive, it's a typo of sorts.
Posted by: patrick | February 15, 2007 09:02 PM
Colon love. That's so downtown, baby!
Posted by: sandy | February 15, 2007 10:22 PM
I think its more of a troll than a gnome. Perhaps its name is Mr. Pillowpants and he's there to guard your anal virginity. With his teeth!
Posted by: cb | February 16, 2007 12:10 PM
Congrats on the clean colon!
Posted by: Lee | February 18, 2007 12:38 AM
Glad the colon is alright :), all though the gnome will probably never be..
Posted by: Erik | February 18, 2007 04:23 PM