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February 28, 2007

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My friend Amy emailed me to tell me in late March she is having a colonoscopy and an additional procedure she calls "gastrosomethingology."

I see how this goes. Brian has a colonoscopy and now it's the cool thing to do.

You know people, it's one thing to copy me, but to try to one-up me...geesh. How sad.

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OMG! I just scheduled a gastrosomethingology for myself. Colonoscopy is SO 2006.

I had a Colon O' Scope once ... let me tell you, that burns like a sonuvabitch.

I had one too, I had to be sedated afterwards. From what I remember, they blow gallons of air blown into your colon through the tip of your penis using a large machine that resembles a beer funnel. Fun.

I had both at the same time, although they used different scopes for each end!

Can I choose some other kind of ostomy? Like a cocktailosocopy?

I think you've chosen a cocktailosocopy many, many times.

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