This afternoon, Julie and I cleaned out and separated two closets full of stuff. It's amazing how much useless crap we have accumulated over the years. Magazines we've already read, rolls of gift wrap from holidays gone by, and video tapes of assorted Ally McBeal and Joan of Arcadia episodes. Plus, the greatest video of all, my coveted For Your Consideration tape of the pilot for Felicity, that was actually supposed to be a gift for Julie, but I instead decided to keep it for myself.

Wait a second! Ally, Joan and Felicity? That's right. I'm scheduling my vagina surgery soon.

Any who...while digging through the closet, I found this shiny silver lunch box with a bright red handle.

I had no idea what this was. We had completely forgot about it.

Presenting our emergency preparedness kit for those dire times like when mothers visit or...well, it's only for when mothers visit really.