The Oldest Profession
Julie, Jason and I are watching the local news; the sports report if you can believe that. One of the coaches for the Cardinals was fired after being busted for trying to pick up a hooker.
"You know what I don't get," Julie says. "This guy probably could have a lot of women. Why does he have to go out and pay for it?"
"I know. Remember when Hugh Grant got busted with that hooker? And she wasn't even hot," I say.
"Why do guys do that?" Julie directs to us.
I turn to Jason and ask, "Yeah Jason. Why do guys pay for sex?"
Jason says, "You're a guy too. Why are you asking me?"
"Well, I've never paid for sex."
Julie jumps to his defense. "Neither has he!"
"Oh, he pays," I say. "It may not be monetary, but trust me. He pays."
Comments
Yeah, but you could make that argument to anyone who has a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife. Sex is never free.
Posted by: Darry | March 12, 2007 08:33 PM
Hookers are HAWT!!!!
Posted by: homer | March 13, 2007 12:52 PM
Yes, sure one get sex without paying for it, but does one get the kind of sex one want? See, that's the question. I know I get what I want, but the cardinal coach and Hugh Grant obviously don't.
Posted by: Erik | March 13, 2007 04:58 PM
Okay that was too funny! I found you over at Dooce, hello!
Posted by: mommiebear2 | March 15, 2007 05:24 PM