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March 08, 2007

Things You Don't Want To Hear Your Date Say

"You're at that age where you can start reliving your youth again."

Um. Thanks douche bag.

Comments

Rude! Did you have a response?

I don't remember. I've blocked the rest of the date out.

Relive?!? Shit! How could I relive mine when I never left it in the first place?

That sucks. They probably should have focused on your high collesterol instead.

I had one guy tell me that he thought we'd be great together if I weren't so fat.

Yep. Made my day, that did.

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