To prove to him that I can not only dish it out but also take it, let's take a peek inside my desk drawer.

Oh my! What a neat and tidy desk drawer. Do you think the bodies are kept in the basement or the freezer?

Let's take a closer look!

In case there was any doubt that this was the drawer of a gay man, one only needs to gaze upon the many health and beauty aids present. A toothbrush and toothpaste. A container of Q-Tips and let's not forget the most important item; because if To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar taught us anything, it was the importance of moisturizing.

And I use the glue stick to tame my eye brows.

And yes, I still have too many stamps. I got rid of a bunch last year, but I still have some left over.

And what germ-phobe wouldn't be complete without a travel size can of Lysol®?

Notice the scent is "Soft Powder" or as I like to call it, "Nana".

Dyanna gave me the Make a Wish pin and of course, I must show my love for the AZRD.

And finally to prove you can take the boy out of Oklahoma but not the Oklahoma out of the boy, I present you a wonderful discovery from a local cake decorating store.

Beer can cupcake toppers.

If there is anything more genius in this world than these beauties, I am not aware of it.

I'm waiting for a most auspicious occasion to use these. Like a white trash party or blue velvet cake.