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Last week, I gave my friend Thomas shit because I wasn't one of his top friends on his MySpace page.
He promptly reorganized his top friends to include me, however, upon closer inspection, now I see how I truly rank.

Last week, I gave my friend Thomas shit because I wasn't one of his top friends on his MySpace page.
He promptly reorganized his top friends to include me, however, upon closer inspection, now I see how I truly rank.

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The *actual* issue here is that Brian presumes I actually understand how the so-called Myspace "friend" system works.
He is, in fact, fortunate that random mouse clicks on the frakking interminably-self-promoting labrynth of a networking site led me to the page that allowed me to expand the displayed friends from the default "=8" to ">8" so that he appears on my profile page at all.
Moreover, as he himself pushed "ketchup" on me as a friend in the first place, that it precedes him in whatever-the-hell-order Myspace displays people, means that Brian is, in a way, up there with "ketchup" too.
And, yes, I'd like fries with that, please. :)
Posted by: Thomas | April 17, 2007 10:56 PM
Oooh...I like Ranting Thomas™!
Posted by: Brian | April 17, 2007 11:00 PM
that ketchup looks like a hoor anyways brian...
Posted by: daniel | April 18, 2007 12:02 AM
Somewhere below ketchup yet above Em. Sounds about right. :-)
Posted by: cb | April 18, 2007 06:30 AM
I was denied by catsup and mustard :(
Posted by: homer | April 18, 2007 08:46 AM
Bottoming for ketchup?
Posted by: Lee | April 20, 2007 04:07 AM