So it's been about one month with the new roommate and things are going swimmingly. Most of the time I don't even know he's home. He does his thing. I do mine. Although we've known each other for years, there are still lots to learn about each other. One thing I learned immediately after the big silver box of time suckage was installed, is he loves watching The View. LOVES IT!!! A lot. He loves it so much that it's in ALL CAPS WITH THREE WHOLE EXCLAMATION POINTS AFTER IT!!! That, my friends, is a lot of love.

I personally haven't seen much of the view since Lisa Ling was a co-host and when was that? During the Clinton Administration? Seems like a lifetime ago.

Of course I've heard a lot about it, starting with the whole Star Jones business last summer. (I saw a commercial recently that said she'd be guest starring on one of those Law and Order shows. When did that asshat become an actress?)

And of course who hasn't heard about The View since Rosie came on board. This year has been about the "hot topics" and the new roommate LOVES(!!!) him some hot topics.

He's going to wet himself when he watches today's show.