Dear Internets,

I've been blogging since 1745 so you can imagine the vast amount of fascinating content that is available for your view pleasure. Colonoscopy humor? Check. Endless photos of my cat? Check. Constantly making fun of my friend Thomas? Check.

(Seriously, Thomas should campaign for his own category. Doncha think?)

However looking through some of the search terms you've used to find my site, I feel compelled to answer a couple of your queries.

Is Jonatha Brooke a lesbian?

No.

Is Jim Brinkman gay?

OMG YES!

Sincerely,
Brian

PS - There are still no "cheap guitars" here. Sorry to disappoint.