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September 05, 2007

On A Tear

OMFG you've got to be kidding me! It's stories like this that make me hate people. Since when do airlines have dress codes for passengers? You know who should have a dress code? The flight attendants. When Adam and I went to Portland, the sole male flight attendant wore shorts and a knit top while the female flight attendants wore button-down shirts and slacks. Guess who looked more like a professional and less like a valet at the Cheesecake Factory?

While I'm on a roll, here's some shit I want to outlaw.

Babies on planes. Children, aka germ-carrying noise makers, should not be allowed to fly until they are old enough to fear adults and sit down and STFU.

Don't believe in science? Fine. No medicine for you. Let's see how long you last.

What is up with podcasters checking their ringing cell phones while recording? How rude. Focus people.

What's pissing you off today?

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People (co-workers) who are unable to arrive on-time for a scheduled appointment.
People (co-workers) who ask you to do something (emptyy your file cabinet) so that they can in turn do something (replace your file cabinet with one that locks) and then forget to follow through on their end of the deal.
People who walk ever-so slowly across the street even though it's plainly obvious there are cars waiting on them to cross so they can continnue on their way.
Men in too-big trucks.
People (douchebags who are obsessed with "cheese crisps") who always feel the need to wriite in a manner which they believe makes them sound intelligent and as though they posess a large and impressive vocabulary (no, that's not a euphemism).

The end! :D

Posted by: Dyanna | September 5, 2007 04:33 PM

*People who just stop in the middle of the airport to check in their bag, answer phone, etc., instead of going to stand next to the wall. Hello? This is like coming to a complete stop on the freeway.
*Yep. I'm sick of "yep" as an acceptable response. In the past weeks, I've had servers, hotel people, customer service, etc. answer "yep" to questions or requests. Next will be grunting.
*People who talk LOUDLY on their cell phones in public.
*People who feel the need to leave their cell phone on the table when they're out to dinner. Big deal, you have a cell phone. Put it in your pocket.
*People who try to sneak in the express lane with too many groceries!!

Posted by: Geggie | September 5, 2007 10:16 PM

- Senator John McCain- couldn't keep his cock out of other women's vaginas while married to the first wife.
- Senator John Kyl- gives weasels a bad name.
- insomnia
- hard play dough