Dear Adobe,

Installing Creative Suite 3 on my work PC was a nightmare. When you roll out CS4, how about having the uninstaller actually uninstall everything. That would be nice. Or even better, maybe you can convince my boss to let me work on a Mac like God intended.

Sincerely,
Brian

Dear Germs®,

Stay away from me. I'm supposed to get a flu shot tomorrow and I can't if I'm sick so back off.

Sincerely,
Brian

Dear Beard,

Come back soon. I miss you.

Sincerly,
Brian

Dear Go To Quiz,

I do NOT have a southern accent. That's just plum crazy.

Bye Ya'll,
Brian

Dear Chad,

Nice job with T-Shirt Appreciation Day. You rock.

Sincerely,
Brian