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November 15, 2007

Stranger In My Bed

I must have had a wild night last night, because I woke up this morning with a stranger in my bed and marks on my body.

Wanna see his picture?

Click here to see how cute he is.

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE BED BUGS!!!

Yesterday at work, I noticed I was scratching my elbows. I looked at them and I had what looked like mosquito bites. I wondered where I go them and then I remember this picture from Aaron's Flickr.

I came home and looked around for any signs of them. Turns out they are very hard to track down.

This morning I woke up with welts on my waistline. I checked some more and found one teeny, tiny bug, who apparently died of gluttony after FEASTING ON MY BLOOD.

Icky!

Let's hope the exterminator is hot.

Comments

Eww. Poor thing. I think it might be time to spend a night or two or HoJo.

Inspect the piping on your mattress. They tend to hide there. Look for black or dark red staining.

You know these things take over New York once every ten years or so. You might have to get a whole new mattress.

*shudder* Ugh. Go get 'em!

Ew. EW!

Oh baby doll - that sucks (no pun intended)! Get that exterminator in ASAP. They are difficult to get rid of once they make it into your house. I was lucky that I was cat sitting when I got bit. Not one thing I wore there made it back to my own place.

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