Message Received, Jerk
Last night, I saw this guy I've known for several years, online. In the interest of full disclosure, I'll be honest: our relationship is solely based on the occasional horizontal rumba, but I would still characterize us as friends. Sorta.
I haven't chat with him for several months so I sent him a "Hey! How have you been?" And his reply was, "Good. Got myself a boyfriend." Not "Long time no see," or "I'm great! How are you?" but "BAM! I'm taken so back off muthafucka."
Being the classy guy I am, I reply, "That's awesome." And all he said was, "Yeah." Still no inquires about how I am or any kind of remote interest in my well being.
"So, how were your holidays?" I asked. His response?
Nothing. He proceeded to ignore me for the rest of the night.
I think there's a word for that but what is it? Oh yeah! I remember.
Comments
whew! for a second i thought that was me in your story!
Sorry to hear about this guys rudeness, but remember you have a SWEET banner and a cool kitty! ;)
Posted by: mark and Abby | January 15, 2008 07:47 AM
I was thinking bitch, but asshole works.
Posted by: Geggie | January 15, 2008 08:46 AM
I told you not to chat with Mitt Romney online! He's such a jerk.
Posted by: homer | January 15, 2008 09:52 AM
I'm sitting here trying to think of a comment...but all I can come up with is, "eww."
You need to find yourself another horizontal rumba partner.
Posted by: Mike Lawson | January 15, 2008 10:14 AM
hmmm, and I assume you found him "online" in one of those 'whore rooms'.
Well, I hope the sex was bad, so you can tell everyone that he sucks... and not in a good way.
Posted by: cb | January 15, 2008 10:25 AM
CB, You know what they say when people assume...
Posted by: Brian | January 15, 2008 10:29 AM
This reminds me of something my grandmother would say...."Honey, when it comes time to sing, an asshole can only fart."
Now aren't you glad you aren't still with him???
Posted by: Scooter | January 15, 2008 11:47 AM
What a jerk. Tell you what. Email him and ask if he's been recently tested for any venerial diseases. No reason in particular...you're just checking. I'll bet my last tube of crab cream THAT will get his attention real fast.
I don't really have crab cream.
Seriously.
Posted by: Mosaleah | January 15, 2008 06:28 PM
Yep, sometimes such shitheads get into our lifes, but luckily it's possible to get them out of it again.
Posted by: Erik | January 16, 2008 02:29 AM
BOYS are dumb! (sorry guys - maybe just THAT one) The good people cared about your holidays! :)
Posted by: The Aimster | January 17, 2008 10:06 PM