February 2008 Entries

February 29, 2008

Leap Year Post

How is it that I've never blogged on Leap Year's Day? Oh right... I was too busy clawing my way out of depression and hopped up on delicious painkillers.

Silly me.

It is a gorgeous day here in Phoenix. Too gorgeous to sit at a computer under fluorescent lighting redesigning (yet again) the same project I've been working on for a couple weeks.

I ♥ clients. </sarcasm>

I'd rather be outside taking a walk and soaking up some pleasant sunshine. Maybe I'll finally fix my bicycle this weekend so I can take a ride around the neighborhood.

Of course, doing so will cause a sneezing fit and itchy eyes. Damned if I do. Damned if I don't.

*sigh*

I'm putting up the new banner today. Those of you on Internet Explorer may see some random wonkiness in the header graphic. I started to tweak the CSS to see if I could fix it, but then I decided to not bother because you SHOULDN'T BE USING IE! Get a real effin' browser already for chrissakes.

Geesh!

 

February 27, 2008

10.5

That's how much weight I gained after losing thirty pounds last year. Not too bad, I suppose. Honestly, I thought it was more. After being the food nazi for so long (No Sugar! Only Brown Rice! That has too much fat! OMFGBBQ!!) I indulged in the holidays and found solace in some simple carb delights. However, I have no intention of gaining all that weight back so it's back to business. I've done pretty well so far and already dropped six pounds even with the addition of a cheat night.

Monday, I went to the movies with John and Jason. John brought me a little something back from his recent trip home.

Idaho Candy Company Gift Pack

That's two pounds of candy, my friends. TWO FREAKIN' POUNDS.

Welcome to the Idaho Candy Company's diabetes in a box.

Diabetes in a Box

Seriously. That's a hella lot of sugar. And see that butter toffee? It's made with real butter. (*drools*) There should be laws governing that kind of thing.

My next cheat night is going to be very nice. Thanks John!

 

February 26, 2008

Pollen's Bitch

Me: I took a Claritin and now I feel all whoooooooaa.
Ricker: Ooh. Claritin is your friend.
Me: More like my drinking buddy.
Ricker: Who takes you to the bad places, buys you cheap drinks and leaves you there.

Truer words have never been spoken.

Our six-week winter has ended and Spring® has sprung bringing with it all the delights of the season: non-stop sneezing, runny nose, watery eyes and general throbbing in my sinus region. Usually I try to soldier through as best I can but at some point I eventually give in and take an antihistamine even though I know how it will make me feel.

And oh sweet Jesus... did that Claritin ever knock me on my ass. I've been in a fog all day. It's like him hyper-aware of everything around me however I also feel sluggish like wading through a lake of hair gel.

Tis the season.

 

February 24, 2008

The Role of Gladys Kravitz Will Now Be Played by Elliott

New Favorite Activity

Elliott's new favorite activity is sitting in the windowsill and watching the world in his limited view. He's probably watching all the birds around the bird-feeder or my neighbors having sex. Could be either.

 

February 20, 2008

The Revolution Continues

Do Something Kind

Spreading the Hope Revolution downtown.

 

Join The Revolution

YOU can make a difference

If I were a woman, I would want to be either a bitch, who is — let's face it — smarter than you and I combined. And fierce! A bitch is way fierce. And influential too. Ricker pointed out the other day that her catch-phrases have worked their way into my everyday vernacular when I described myself as not dumb, just Intellectually Lazy™.

Blink.

My other choice would be this woman. Krystyn has such a sense of personal style apparent in everything she does. I admire her mad skills as a web designer. When I look at the sites and templates Krystyn builds, I am filled with a mixture of inspiration, slight envy and motivation to learn more. She makes me want to be a better web designer. Judging by her mastery of CSS, I'm guessing she too is smarter than you and I combined as well.

Plus, take a look at this. Isn't she adorable?

Last month, she made notes of kindness to leave for people to find. As a result, something wonderful has happened. People every where are making their own notes to post in public places around their cities.

I love this idea! A simple act of kindness can potentially affect some kind of change in the person who happens upon it.

I made a stack tonight to post. I encourage you to do the same. Join the Hope Revolution.

 

February 19, 2008

Art

My painting arrived today. Yay!

fortune cookie painting

It's even more awesome looking in person. Now... how in the heck do I frame it? It's on a flat canvas panel. Any ideas?

For now, I set it on my corner shelf above my other priceless work of art.

slide

I made this a few years ago with Sharpie markers. It's pretty hot, huh? Who needs fancy art training when you've got Sharpies?

 

February 18, 2008

Hallowed Be Thy Name

Hallowed Be Thy Name

It's liquid Christmas.

It's dessert in a can.

It's disgustingly awesome.

 

February 17, 2008

Sunday Afternoon Photos

Intently watching the birds across the way
Very interested in what's going on
at the bird feeder next door.
Corn fries
Corn Fries at Ticoz.
Calamari
Corn Meal Calamari at Ticoz.
Lesbians <3 Their Fruity Drinks
Lush lesbians or lesbian lushes?
 

February 16, 2008

A Look Back

The other night, Homer told me he was using the Wayback Machine to look at an archive of his blog. When I looked up my old Blog*Spot blog on it, I realized I could finally get screen captures of the way my blog has looked over the years.

May 2002

May 2002

Unfortunately, the Wayback Machine doesn't have my first template archived. It was a basic Blogger template that I tweaked a bit. This was the second template. Behold the beginnings of my awesome Photoshop skills creating a PLAIN TEXT BANNER.

And check out the old school Blogger logo before they went all Web 2.0.

November 2002

November 2002

This was one of my favorite headers. When I look at this I remember how long it took to turn that G into a guitar because I still had no clue how to use Photoshop.

May 2003

May 2003

This is the only template I used that was aligned left instead of center. It was also the first time I veered away from the all blue & white theme.

October 2003

October 2003

I forgot all about this one. I'm horrible with remember font names. I think this one was called Bird Brain or something. I thought it was a little funky and retro looking.

February 2004

February 2004

Ah yes. The somewhat radical decision to defiantly have no blue. I kept this look for the remainder of my time on Blogger.

July 2006

July 2006

My first design for this domain. I was pretty happy with how it turned out, even though I built it in tables instead of CSS.

Cuz that's how I used to roll.

My favorite part of the design was the mix cassette tape. There were twelve in all and they rotated some of my favorite albums. I'm not sure anyone ever noticed the tapes changed because no one ever mentioned it or asked me about it.

Hmpf.

So here's what they were:

  • Rockin the Suburbs - Ben Folds
  • 10 Cent Wings - Jonatha Brooke
  • Come On Come On - Mary Chapin Carpenter
  • Extraordinary Machine - Fiona Apple
  • Say I Am You - The Weepies
  • The Mysterious Production of Eggs - Andrew Bird
  • Life, Love & Leaving - The Detroit Cobras
  • Yankee Hotel Foxtrot - Wilco
  • Plantation Lullabies - Me'Shell Ndegéocello
  • Prozak for Lovers - Prozak for Lovers
  • So Much Shouting So Much Laughter - Ani DiFranco
  • Soul Journey - Gillian Welch

January 2007

January 2007

And finally, the first appearance of the official logo for the site. Even though it may not look like much work to do, the logo took me a couple hours to create in Illustrator. getting it just the way I wanted before creating a custom shape to use in Photoshop.

Now

Last September I rolled out the current design which allows me to change out the banner more often without changing the whole thing. It's probably my favorite of all for that reason.

 

February 12, 2008

12 of 12

What the frak is going on here? I'm glad you asked.

06:29

06:29

I go to the laundromat on weekdays when it opens because there is rarely anyone there. Of course, that doesn't mean the NINE televisions aren't all blaring Spanish language channels at the same time all on full volume. This is where having an iPod becomes handy. Lately, I've been listening to Mikeypod while doing mah warsh.

07:06

07:06

I've always had this fascination with laundromats. In college, I wrote a short story set in one. I'm not sure what it is about them. You know how some people, even non-religious ones, are attracted to churches? That's me with laundromats. This one is a total 80s throwback complete with glass blocks and neon. It's trippy.

07:26

07:26

Perhaps I should wear this t-shirt next time I go vote.

07:59

07:59

A green apple and granola for breakfast.

08:52

08:52

Encoding video at work.

10:55

10:55

I was super hungry this morning so I ate my lunch early.

12:22

12:22

iPods are also good for drowning out coworkers. I love this song and this video for it.

15:53

15:53

Looking for inspiration for next month's banner.

17:29

17:29

I had a very strong desire to watch Coupling when I got home. I know a lot of people say season four sucked, but I thought Oliver Morris was adorkable.

18:10

18:10

Elliott helped me do dishes. And by "helped me do dishes," I mean, "stood at my feet and constantly begged for treats."

18:20

18:20

I got some new shoes this weekend. What do you think?

18:37

18:37

Daniel asked for my help with a CSS problem he was having. Apparently he thinks I'm a web genius or something. Sadly, I failed him because CSS refuses to bend to my will. No matter how many windows I look at the code in. Sarz Daniel.

 

February 11, 2008

Meet Mr. Bento!

After months of lusting after one, I finally bought a Mr. Bento.

EEE! I got a Mr. Bento
EEE!!! Mr. Bento!

And now I've made my first submission in the Mr. Bento Porn pool on Flickr. Awesome.

This of course reminds me of a song from The Jerk. Equally as awesome.

 

February 10, 2008

Sunday Surprise

Last April, I read about artist Ali Spagnola on Drawn! and her plan to give away free commissioned paintings. That's right... FREE!

I emailed her my request saying she could paint whatever she wanted and gave her a list of things I liked.

And then I forgot about it, until today! She emailed me this afternoon with a photo of my painting.

Ali Spagnola Free Paintings

Isn't is awesome? I can't wait to get it. Thanks Ali!

 

February 07, 2008

Two Fortunes

Deek's Celibacy Fortune

You will be rewarded for your patience and understanding.

My Whortune

Success and wealth are in your fate.
 

February 05, 2008

Kiss My Butt

The good catholics at St. Matthew's didn't appreciate the t-shirt I wore to vote this morning.

"This is a church!" one of them said in shock.

I just smiled. "May I have my ballot please?"

Apparently they are not for clean butts there.

 

February 04, 2008

The Shortest Month Is Usually The Suckiest

Today was one of those super-duper busy days that just fly by. Those kind of days where around 2 PM you think, "Oh crap, I should probably eat some lunch. And pee." I didn't log into my instant messenger and ignored email for most of the day while I was knee deep in Photoshop and code trying to get CSS to BEND TO MY WILL GAWDDAMNIT!

Whew. So all in all it was a good day. Extremely productive.

The amazing thing about me being so hyper-focused today is I feel like total crap. It seems every time we get a cold snap, my body reacts with a firm DOES NOT WANT and reeks havoc on my immunity.

Plus, it's February. And you know that bitch ain't a friend of mine.

I knew I was in trouble when...

Homer, you may want to stop reading now. I know how much you hate this topic.

...I was using my neti pot and NO WATER would come out of my right nostril. None. Zip. Zilch. Nada.

My poor sinus is completely collapsed. I'll discuss this with my doctor next time I see him, although I certainly don't look forward to another surgery. The last one was painful enough and my insurance now isn't as generous as I discovered last year after my Valentine's Day colonoscopy.

Man... Februarys really DO suck. And it's a frickin' leap year again. Frak.

Oh well. Four down. Twenty-five to go.

Well, since I'm all about the past links today, I might was well link to my favorite February post. Enjoy!

 

February 03, 2008

An Important Message from Elliott

Diplomatic Elliott

Super Tuesday is just around the corner. If there is voting available where you live and you are registered to vote, then do it. I don't care who you vote for... just vote.

If you aren't registered to vote, then REGISTER!

I'm Elliott and I approve this message.

 

February 02, 2008

An Open Letter to the Town & Country Shopping Center

Today is Groundhog Day, not Christmas.

Happy Groundhog Day!

Get it together people!

 

February 01, 2008

That Is All

New month, new banner. Can't see it? Bypass your cache.

I don't have much to say right now, so enjoy this photo of Elliott.

Check out previous banners in the archive.