Kiss My Butt
The good catholics at St. Matthew's didn't appreciate the t-shirt I wore to vote this morning.
"This is a church!" one of them said in shock.
I just smiled. "May I have my ballot please?"
Apparently they are not for clean butts there.
The good catholics at St. Matthew's didn't appreciate the t-shirt I wore to vote this morning.
"This is a church!" one of them said in shock.
I just smiled. "May I have my ballot please?"
Apparently they are not for clean butts there.
Comments
Fuck 'em -- you know, like they do to innocent, unsuspecting children....
Posted by: Jeffrey | February 5, 2008 10:35 AM
Awesome response! You were there to do a secular civic duty, not demonstrate reverence to their traditions.
I've always had a problem with polling places being in churches.
Posted by: Adam | February 5, 2008 11:11 AM
I've always wanted to go to my (church-housed) poll dressed in hooker gear. Just to see if they said anything. "What? I just came from work!"
Posted by: MzOuiser | February 5, 2008 11:17 AM
It would have been awesome for you to say, "Well, YOU can have a smelly butt if you want; its your God given right. But I'm all for having a clean one."
Posted by: cb | February 5, 2008 12:27 PM
I wonder what they would have thought of my "Jesus loves Dick" t-shirt?
it has a picture of Dick Cheyney with a halo
Posted by: cb | February 5, 2008 12:28 PM
I knew them christians all had dirty butts.
Posted by: mark | February 5, 2008 12:29 PM
you are my HERO!
i vote for clean butts, now if Abby would just get the message ! ;)
Posted by: mark and Abby | February 5, 2008 12:59 PM
My response would have been something like, "Jesus Fucking Christ, you are soooo right!" And then taken off the shirt...
Posted by: homer | February 5, 2008 02:11 PM
You could always wear this shirt:
http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=112
Posted by: Mikey a.k.a. Goonie | February 5, 2008 03:03 PM
I'm just happy you voted. For Huckabee, right?
Posted by: Geggie | February 5, 2008 10:06 PM
Hehe, that's a cool shirt indeed.
Posted by: Erik | February 6, 2008 04:37 AM
Catholics don't clean their butts. That's why they're such stinky assholes. Oh, I'm so going to hell for that but at least all my friends will be there.
Posted by: Cobban | February 6, 2008 08:32 AM
I'm glad you wore that shirt! Sheesh! Since you were there to vote, too bad if person was offended!
Posted by: Lee | February 7, 2008 01:12 AM
Good for you!
Posted by: Crash | February 7, 2008 08:19 PM
Dude- what were the other shirt choices again? There were some other shirts in the same vein as the rub me on your butt. I liked a different one but I can't remember what it was...
Posted by: cb | February 8, 2008 09:13 AM
that shirt is still awesome...
btw, i AM for clean butts
Posted by: daniel | February 8, 2008 06:22 PM
Hahahahahaha!
Posted by: Scooter | February 14, 2008 12:31 PM