Taking My Sweet Ass Time
I should be out the door and on my way to work right now, but I'm not. Why? Because it's Taking My Sweet Ass Time Monday™* — a day when we celebrate not caring what the clock says.
Taking My Sweet Ass Time Monday™ is the little sister of I Didn't Do Jack Shit All Day Sunday® and Seriously, It's Only Tuesday? Tuesday®.
For all of you suckers lovely people still moaning and groaning about losing an hour of sleep due to Daylight Savings Time, I encourage you to embrace Taking My Sweet Ass Time Monday™.
Relax. Take a few minutes just for you this morning. The world's not going to end if you are late.† I promise.
* Apparently my server is taking its sweet ass time today too because it took forever to post this.
† Brian and cheapblueguitar.com are not responsible if you are fired over tardiness.
Comments
I am so there today!
Posted by: Geggie | March 10, 2008 09:20 AM
i took so much time today, i didnt even go to work at all. yay!
Posted by: patrick | March 10, 2008 04:00 PM
Sadly, you have just described every day of my week.
Posted by: Jeffrey | March 11, 2008 09:57 AM
OMG! I was late and the world did totally end.
Thanks a lot!
-jon
Posted by: Gaycondo | March 12, 2008 01:45 AM
Just so you know, Tuesday has been statistically proven to be the most productive day of the week.
Posted by: cb | March 12, 2008 09:38 AM
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Tomorrow, I plan on enjoying Taking The Day Off Thursday.
Don't hate.
Posted by: Frankie | March 12, 2008 03:27 PM
brilliant!!!!
Posted by: kyle | March 12, 2008 08:44 PM