Why when you are waiting for an elevator and someone walks up to the elevator and the button is lit, indicating you've pushed it prior to that person's arrival, which means the elevator is on its way, do they insist on pushing it again?

Or worse yet, they hit the button three times rapidly. Tap, tap, tap.

Oh boy, I guess it will get here three times faster now. Thanks (Dumbass.)

I don't get it. Why?

Why does my cat decide to cough up a hair ball on my bed RIGHT AFTER I just returned from the laundromat for that week.

And why the bed? Why ALWAYS the bed?

Argh! Why?

Why, when you are getting busy with a guy, do you have to stop and say, "Don't put your hand there," which should be pretty clear since you've MOVED IT every time he's put his hand there.

"You don't like that?"

"Nope." Isn't the fact I've purposely placed your hand elsewhere — to a place I DO like your hand to be — indicate I don't want it where it is currently?

"But, why don't you like it?"

"Because I don't."

"But why?"

Am I suddenly making out with a toddler? Why do I need to give you a specific answer? I said I don't like it, so therefore STOP DOING IT.

Grrrr! Why?